I woke up this morning and immediately wanted carbs. Why? Well, of course, it's because I told myself last night, that I would have no more. I tossed and turned all night.
This just pops in:
No bread, no flour
no sugar or cookie hour
Vegetables, fiber and fat
that's where it's at!
Protein is my newest friend
On Eggs and bacon I now depend.
The road to skinny is a long and hard
I will not relent! I will not retard!(that means go back ;))
I will win this battle of the bulge
I will post it here for you to indulge
your weird fascination with anothers quest
your sordid desire to know my weakness
I'll share with you the ups and downs
the treadmill smiles and no pasta frowns
I won't post my weight, just how much I've lost
Once a week I'll weigh in, log the fat that I've tossed.
Keep your eyes on the prize
That's what I hear
My prize is size 12 in
under a year!
*(I apologize to everyone who can actually write real poetry.)