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Thursday, July 30, 2009

For all my friends out there!

I heard this on Neal Boortz today. HI!Larious...enjoy..

True Friendship -- None of that Sissy stuff


Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1.... When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2.. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.... When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4.. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining..

6.. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have...

8.. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9.. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend.

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

--I send this out to JOT! I think we got it like that girlfriend!

3 comments:

Sarah said...

Awwwww, I've just wet myself completely through to the carpet! :) This was so hilarious. Listen, I was thinking:

1.... When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. (I BELIEVE YOU WOULD)

2.. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (I HOPE YOU WOULD)

3.... When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. (I HOPE SO, I HATE TO GO IT ALONE)

4.. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. (BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, AND YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN)

5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining..(DITTO TO #4)

6.. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.(HOW COME THIS HAPPENS SO BLOODY OFTEN???? Ah, well, thanks for trying at least)

7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have... (THIS IS MORE LIKELY TO BE ME THAN YOU, BUT I'LL TAKE IT)

8.. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up. (WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY TALENTED HERE; THANKFULLY IT IS ONLY ONE OF US FALLING AT A TIME)

Girl, I got your back! Thanks for having mine!!

Aussie Therese said...

This reminds me of a picture that I put up at the beginning of the year.

It says:

We is friends.
Me and you is friends.
You smile, I smile.
You hurt, I hurt.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a Bridge,
I gonna miss your E-Mails.

Dawn said...

Love it ladies..love it! That's just what I needed tonight..Thanks for joining in the fun!

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