I heard this on Neal Boortz today. HI!Larious...enjoy..
True Friendship -- None of that Sissy stuff
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1.... When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.... When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4.. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining..
6.. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have...
8.. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
9.. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend.
Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
--I send this out to JOT! I think we got it like that girlfriend!
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"An error in the beginning is an error indeed." - St. Thomas Aquinas
"Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine." - St. Thomas Aquinas
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"Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine." - St. Thomas Aquinas
***10 Week Challenge Update: Week 1 9/12-9/16 10.75
Thursday, July 30, 2009
For all my friends out there!
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3 comments:
Awwwww, I've just wet myself completely through to the carpet! :) This was so hilarious. Listen, I was thinking:
1.... When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. (I BELIEVE YOU WOULD)
2.. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (I HOPE YOU WOULD)
3.... When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. (I HOPE SO, I HATE TO GO IT ALONE)
4.. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. (BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, AND YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN)
5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining..(DITTO TO #4)
6.. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.(HOW COME THIS HAPPENS SO BLOODY OFTEN???? Ah, well, thanks for trying at least)
7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have... (THIS IS MORE LIKELY TO BE ME THAN YOU, BUT I'LL TAKE IT)
8.. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up. (WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY TALENTED HERE; THANKFULLY IT IS ONLY ONE OF US FALLING AT A TIME)
Girl, I got your back! Thanks for having mine!!
This reminds me of a picture that I put up at the beginning of the year.
It says:
We is friends.
Me and you is friends.
You smile, I smile.
You hurt, I hurt.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a Bridge,
I gonna miss your E-Mails.
Love it ladies..love it! That's just what I needed tonight..Thanks for joining in the fun!
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