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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, July 15, 2010

What was that you were humming?

Hubster just returned from a trip and was caught by his traveling companion humming "I'm Every Woman" in the security check in line. Lol! He swears he must have heard it on the overhead sound system!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Well...

(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
You know that saying about flies, right?

Friday, February 12, 2010

Aunt Pittypat says

"Snow in Gawgia!! How'd it evah get in?!?!?!"

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Year in Review..courtesy of Dave Barry

I always look forward to this article by Dave Barry. Here's a snippet..
BAD NEWS: The economy remained critically weak, with rising unemployment, a severely depressed real-estate market, the near-collapse of the domestic automobile industry and the steep decline of the dollar.

GOOD NEWS: Windows 7 sucked less than Vista.

BAD NEWS: The downward spiral of the newspaper industry continued, resulting in the firings of thousands of experienced reporters and an apparently permanent deterioration in the quality of American journalism.

GOOD NEWS: A lot more people were tweeting.

BAD NEWS: Ominous problems loomed abroad as -- among other difficulties -- the Afghanistan war went sour, and Iran threatened to plunge the Middle East and beyond into nuclear war.

GOOD NEWS: They finally got Roman Polanski.

In short, it was a year that we will be happy to put behind us. But before we do, let's swallow our anti-nausea medication and take one last look back, starting with. . . .
continue reading here ...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

Sort of...

Mr. Middle Man and Mr. Big Boy have their say with Santa..




Pioneer Woman's Recipe for Cinnamon Rolls..made 8 pans..slathered on some orange icing and they were too fantastic for words..(UPDATE: I did not eat all 8 pans! We shared 6 with the neighbors..and..ahem..ate the rest..what?!?!? It's Christmas!)



Feliz Navidad..Starring: Mr. Big Boy, Pannini and somewhere out there..Mr. Pinch.

From 2009-12-23

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Monday, November 17, 2008

Merry Monday

Thanks to Aussie Coffee Shop!



You Are Scrabble



You are incredibly clever and witty. You can talk your way out of (and into) situations easily.
You are an excellent decision maker. You are good at weighing the options in front of you.
You're the type of person who can make something out of nothing. You are very resourceful.
You know a lot of things. Most importantly, you know when people are wrong - even when they won't admit it.



This is weird because Scrabble is my most favorite board game of all!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Terrible T.V. Tuesday

Someone over at Yahoo T.V. deserves an award for sitting through some of the lamest plots and dumbest "twists" to ever hit the ol' boob tube. Here's a preview:

It happens to the best of television shows. After a few strong seasons, a series takes a wrong turn that fans find unforgiveable. This is known as the moment the show "jumped the shark." Sometimes it's just one goofy episode, like on "Happy Days" when Fonzie competed in a water skiing competition during which he had to pull off the ridiculous stunt of jumping over a shark (hence the phrase). Other times, it can be an entire plot shift that completely ruins the show. Remember when the working-class Conner family won the lottery and "Roseanne" became unwatchable? Click through this slideshow to see which current shows we think have officially jumped the shark.


My hubby and I have two shows on this list. I am just glad someone else noticed and now I have a name for it.
Check out which shows have "jumped the shark" this year.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Sarah Palin Meets The Pope

So, Sarah Palin's advisors decide that it is time for her to meet a bunch of serious world leaders. They head to Europe, where, first up, she has an appointment with the Pope. The Pope and some of his Cardinals invite her for a boat ride on the Tiber.

As they are sitting in the gondola talking, a wind starts up and blows the Pope's hat into the water. Palin looks around and realizes that no one is going to do anything about it, so she calmy rises, takes off her her high heels, and steps off the side of the boat.

Instead of diving into the water, however, she walks across it, to the hat, picks it up and walks back across the water to the boat. She climbs in, hands the Pope his hat and continues discussing whatever it was they had been talking about.

The Cardinals are open mouthed in astonishment at what they have just seen. The news media, in nearby boats are busy discussing among themselves how to report it.

Headlines the next day at the New York Times, The Washington Post and the networks all blare: "New Revelation: Sarah Palin Can't Swim."

H/T American Papist

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